these are probably the worst pies in London

alright, so i'm assuming that you know this post has absolutely nothing to do with the worst pies in london, but it does have to do with the worst night of my life. last night, in fact.

I was watching the Tyra Banks show...like most girls my age and it was on gold-digging women. Nothing sexual in fact that show had nothing to do with sex whatsoever. NOTHING. It was simply about women who like rich men to buy them stuff. So as i was watching, my mother comes down and just happen to hear tyra ask one of the women if she has sex with the old men she uses. And the girl simply replied no. THAT WAS IT. literally. And then my mother, after watching it for 2 minutes BLOWS UP and tells me that I need to turn the show off because it's dirty and she doesn't understand why i'm interested in watching something like that. wow. for god's sake i'm 18 years old i'm not 5. She kept telling me to turn it off and that i can go and have sex for all she cares and the entire time i was trying to explain to her that the show had nothing to do with sex..she just came down at the wrong time and her one silly sentence with the word sex in it. So then she started to yell and things got physical. from her side at least. i won't specify any more. she yelled and yelled, then my sister started to yell at me, then my dad did and things got even more physical and i started crying hysterically because i was so bombarded by my three family members over a dumb tv show that was not even inappropriate. Then my mom pushed me on the stairs and yelled at me some more. and i'm talking like yelling at the top of her lungs. AND my dad was yelling AND my sister. So then i decided instead of arguing even more with her and making her even more mad, i'm just gonna go to bed and leave her alone. i'm over it. it's done. half an hour later as i'm about to fall asleep, my mom came back into my room turned the light on and started yelling like a crazy person again about how i was rude and i need to apologize. then she took my phone and broke it in half. yes in half. i swear. she broke my phone in half and threw it against my wall then yelled and hit me some more. then left and slammed my door. i began to cry again. hysterically. i couldn't breathe i was crying so hard and eventually i just cried myself to sleep. this is my mother, guys.